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December 7, 2008
A warming limerick by `darkcrescendo
This made me laugh, and there's nothing like a good limerick for a Sunday morning. Enjoy!
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affection drive
If I recycled
the love littered at your feet
hearts would starve no more.
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Raskol
Our son and his wife sleep in separate rooms. They are painted the same colour and bear identical scars but are separated by a hall so long that by the time I walk from one end to the other, I am too tired to compare and know what is different.
That is the convenience of an oversized house, I think, that we did not have in our small one-room apartmentthey never have to see each others faces. You remember the nights when we were given no choice but to lie next to each other, against the hard corner, when we were seething in each others anger. How wonderful it might have been to stare at a blank wall, letting the heat of our
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In Place of Strife
We meet a man, who, at present, is down on his luck. He has recently been defined as surplus as a worker in a large holding company. His boss never even had the nerve to inform him and his 600 workmates face-to-face: they were informed by a middle-manager whilst he enjoyed lifes bounty on a cruise ship circling the Caribbean. The announcement was met with rage and horror by the workforce: tempers flared and despair reigned. Our anonymous protaganist was little different. Though refusing his colleagues call for an emergency session at the pub, he returns home and informs his wife of the days events. Though she tri
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Sometimes we get too caught up in our worries about life, letting the big things drag us down, and some people even end up taking their lives. Morbid stuff, wot?
Well quit the grey-faced wobblies, and jolly well keep that upper lip stiff!
Not every death or suicide is a basis for moping and melancholy! No! Sometimes, it is entirely accidental, and consequently humorous.
So, in the veins of Lear and Nash, I say unto you, good gentlemen and women both, Tally ho!
Benedictions!
( N.B: I get paid by the comma, so you will forgive the over abundance, I am certain.)
Well quit the grey-faced wobblies, and jolly well keep that upper lip stiff!
Not every death or suicide is a basis for moping and melancholy! No! Sometimes, it is entirely accidental, and consequently humorous.
So, in the veins of Lear and Nash, I say unto you, good gentlemen and women both, Tally ho!
Benedictions!
( N.B: I get paid by the comma, so you will forgive the over abundance, I am certain.)
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Read this before, and, like before, found it not funny.
In fact, the whole commentary here is not funny...but dark.
In fact, the whole commentary here is not funny...but dark.